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Checking out the '80s food options after Hurricane Irma

12

September

Man, I've never been so hungry for things I don't have after Hurricane Irma. "I want a hamburger. No, cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato salad..."

Sadly, much like Spalding Smails in Caddyshack, I'll get nothing and like it. Still no power at the Spears Lair, which is beginning more and more to smell like you'd imagine the smell of the boys' locker room in Weird Science. Just with far fewer jock straps. But what I wouldn't give for Robert Downey Jr. to dump an ice-cold slushie on my head.

Seriously beginning to lose my mind here in Florida. 

TOP 5 FOOD QUOTES FROM CADDYSHACK: 

5. “Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?”

4. “A flute with no holes, is not a flute. A donut with no hole, is a Danish.”

3. "How about a Fresca?"

2. “Hey, doll. Could you scare up another round for our table over here? And tell the cook this is low grade dog food. I've had better food at the ballgame, you know? This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it.”

1. “I want a hamburger. No, cheeseburger. I want a hot dog. I want a milkshake. I want potato salad…” … “You’ll get nothing and like it!”

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